Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp and she's probably getting frisky
Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know...
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo
And he don't know...
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
I might have saved a little trouble for the next girl
Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me
No oh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
Ohh... before he cheats...